The story so far (abbreviated):

Doc: "Oh hello stranger, behold for I am doctor."

Syb: "Show me wallet."

Doc: -coughs nervously- "It's in my other glam."

Syb: "Fine w/e I'll date you"

Doc: "heckin sweet ass"

Syb: "Excuse me?"

Doc:"Said you got some sass"

And so they partied... Syb realized Doc was hilarious and full of chutzpah.

Doc realized he had no money, was not in fact a doctor, and entirely full of shit, but damn he liked this girl.

Everything seemed perfect until one day...

Syb: "Babe I need to borrow 20 gil for glam"

Doc: "Funny story... Im not doctor, I have no gil and I owe the clone mafia a shit ton"

Syb: -Angry Stare-

Syb reported Doc for being full of shit and demanded a ban.

Doc explained that "skibidi rizz toilet ohio" to the GM and they understood because GM's are heckin hopped up jackasses. (jk I love you don't ban me)

But Doc promised to take care of his debts and make things right with Syb.

Syb: "Which one of you mafia clone catboi hotties has most moneyz?"

Doc heckin killed em all in a perfectly reasonable response.

Doc: I messed up. My bad. Here's a Corgi I stole off some dead guy.

Syb: I love corgis! Even during mass murder you were thinking of me. -swoon-

Syb: "Marry me dumbass."

Doc: "Fuck yeah"

And then they lived happily ever after at Pillar 1 Garden Plot 1 Limsa. Doc still has no money. Syb doesn't care. She made a killing raising corgi puppies.

Thx for reading this work of fiction and silly shit. I didn't know what else to get you. Happy valentines day, love you more everyday. <3

Alright it's over get out of here.

Damn you cute. rawr. <3